Premium Artisan Tea Towel. 100% Cotton, heavy weight fabric with reinforced seams and hanging loop. Measures 20x28" Designed and printed in Arizona.

Choose from:

• OMG my mother was right about everything
• ,mom i'm sorry for all the dumb stuff i did when i was a kid. if it helps you only know about half of it.
• a friend asked me what it was like to live in a house full of boys.  so i peed on her bathroom floor, ate everything in her fridge, told her 900 stories about minecraft, farted 20 times, and when she was ready to kill me i gave her a hug and told her she was pretty.
• i'm at the point in parenting where "what did i just say ?!" coule either be a threat or a genuine question
• we have officially reached the "you're on your own" portion of the day - mom is clocking out
• to my children: never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. i taught you how to use a spoon.
• now that i've lived through an actual plague, i totally understand why italian renaissance paintings are full of naked fat people

White with black text that highlights any decor - Machine washable and fade resistant - Individually wrapped in a minimalist band with towel name on it for easy display and the perfect gift! *(Packaging example for Mr. Rogers shown.)
Made in United States